Knitting and Marriage

So, here's the follow-up to my last post from forever ago.  I knitted something different with the yarn I got free (referenced in the last post) and am very pleased with the results. 

I also finished my knitted skirt so here are some pics of that as well!!!

Now onto marriage:
I can't sleep lately and this is the first time this has ever happened.  Here's what I came up with in the wee hours of the morning that could explain why I'm still single.  Enjoy.

Behaviors keeping me from finding my soul mate:

• Hibernation: the art of being a recluse
• Solitude in public - I don't mingle well
• Expectation to find the male version of myself
• Too much supernatural teen dramas
• Brushing people off because I'm reading my nook
• Associating primarily with high-schoolers or young married couples and their children
• Daydreaming in bed.  Every.  Day.
• Wardrobe consisting of handmade items: non-hip Grandma-ey or frumpy juvenile things