This is for all admirers of the notorious Weldin sisters. It's a compilation of stuff that's good for you and educational (carrots) and everything we just need to get out there (throw-up). Enjoy. Note: this is not in reference to Fat Bastard's farts.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Knitting and Marriage

So, here's the follow-up to my last post from forever ago.  I knitted something different with the yarn I got free (referenced in the last post) and am very pleased with the results. 

I also finished my knitted skirt so here are some pics of that as well!!!

Now onto marriage:
I can't sleep lately and this is the first time this has ever happened.  Here's what I came up with in the wee hours of the morning that could explain why I'm still single.  Enjoy.

Behaviors keeping me from finding my soul mate:

  • Hibernation: the art of being a recluse
  • Solitude in public - I don't mingle well
  • Expectation to find the male version of myself
  • Too much supernatural teen dramas
  • Brushing people off because I'm reading my nook
  • Associating primarily with high-schoolers or young married couples and their children
  • Daydreaming in bed.  Every.  Day.
  • Wardrobe consisting of handmade items: non-hip Grandma-ey or frumpy juvenile things

Friday, August 19, 2011


Just thought you all should know that I won some yarn to make this project called Angostura from Ysolde Teague's new book, "Little Red in the City.".  Yeah, here's the post from Ysolda Teague's blog.  I commented on a post, and my post (out of more than 1300 comments) was picked! 

Ysolda Teague Blog

Yeah, I'm so excited to make this vest.  I will post pictures once I whip it out!

Friday, April 22, 2011

Music that is not to be missed

So many good albums have come out this year, that I have not had time to even get jaded.  Life is good.

So here they are:

For all you folk lovers

Iron & Wine - Kiss Each Other Clean

This album is a very refreshing listen.  It's different from his other stuff in that it's much more jazzy.  He's got a lot of jazz instruments in there and some truly funky beats.  I bought my ticket to see him this year because I've wanted to see him live for ages AND it's right by my birthday.  Perfection, or what?

You can listen to the whole album in a special live performance from NPR

William Fitzsimmons - Gold In The Shadow

Highly anticipated, this was, and it did not fail me.  Worthy of repeated listens in my opinion, but I've preferred relaxing, mellow music lately because of my insanely stressful life.  He has such a soothing sound.  Excited to see him live again in May as well.  (May 18th at Urban Lounge to be exact, must be 21 kiddies!)

Boring video and like all the others, but at least you can look at his adorable face!

Who isn't obsessed with beards!!!

Bright Eyes - The People's Key

This actually exceeded my expectations.  It's like a perfect blend of I'm Wide Awake It's Morning, Digital Ash In a Digital Urn, and Cassadaga.  This album should not be missed.  I can't stress it enough.

Your lucky day.  The band filmed it's own listening party when it came out so you can listen to the whole thing!

Having a bad day?  Need some cheering up?  Listen to this upbeat goodness and your frown will surely turn round.

Peter Bjorn and John - Gimme Some

I will prove this with a song.

Cold War Kids - Mine Is Yours
 This album was such a surprise.  We love every single track.  Just start listening.  You won't be able to stop.  Brooke's favorite is Louder Than Ever.  Go there now.


Now, this may not appeal to everyone, but this girl is amazing.  Trust me. Live, she is completely magical.  She absolutely shreds on the ukulele and her looping skills are GEN-I-US.  This music sincerely moves me on the inside, if you know what I mean.  It makes me catch my breath.  I have to dance...I have no choice.  Good thing we all have a chance, because she's coming May 3rd.

Here's a music video worth a watch.

Here's another video that show her skills live.  Don't worry.  She starts playing the uke later on...  I've seen her live several times.  Always by accident, but I believe it was 'meant to be' because I can't get enough.

And last, but certainly not least for the time being: one of my guilty pleasures.

Avril Lavigne - Goodbye Lullaby

I'm proud enough to say that I'm not ashamed to admit to the world that I love Avril Lavigne.  Her poppy teen music is just irresistible.  I listen to it in the gym, driving in the car, basically anywhere.  It's perfect to sing along to.  She's in her mid 20's now, and still as immature and annoying as ever (i made the mistake of watching her 'making of ' video for this album and was bitter-sweetly dissappointed.  Bittersweet, because I don't care.  It's all about the overproduced, predictable, radio-friendly garbage.  I'm sorry if this offends you, but I'm being real and honest.  We are allowed a guilty pleasure now and again, no matter how embarrassing, right?

I won't force a listen, but go preview the whole album in iTunes.  No song disappoints.  I'm serious.

Please comment freely.

Friday, February 4, 2011

My worst nightmare

My worst nightmare, other than playing the wrong hymn in Sacrament Meeting, which I did on Sunday, would be this knitted clown hat/face thing.  NIGHTMARES!!!!

Thursday, February 3, 2011 with a geek-chic gal in mind!

So if you know me at all, you know that I love Etsy.  I just barely stumbled upon the greatest shop and had to immediately blog about it.  Observe.

Embroidery + chemistry = perfection
-don't you think so too?
This is serotonin by-the-way, the "happy" molecule
There are many others in her shop (citric acid, tryptophan, testosterone and estrogen, caffeine, sucrose, and chlorophyll) and I'm just dying to do one.

This is blog-worthy, though because there's something for everyone!  Literally!  Get excited, Ali.
Tetris + origami spells Ali to a T.
Oh, but wait Brooke, I won't leave you out.

 Bows and a ring that resembles knitting.  OMG it's mind-blowing!

Check it out if you want to be like any one of us girls.


Thursday, January 27, 2011

There Must Be More To This Provincial Life

The concept of becoming jaded by the normal hum-drum of everyday life plus the fact that it will be just as monotonous and bleak for the rest of your life has bothered me for the past few months if not past several years. I like to pretend that my life will actually amount to something - that I will accomplish something more than a normal career/family/American Dream life.  What is the American Dream?  Isn't it to be 'normal?'  I don't want that.  I want to be extraordinary.  I have no idea how to do this because I'm not smart enough to invent something or cure cancer/AIDs or discover a new species.  I like to knit far too much.  My biggest fear is that what my life turns out to be won't bring me contentment/happiness.  Is that what I want?  I'm happy/content now, so why am I worrying about it?  I don't know, so here's some throw-up for you today.

This struggle is seen in the media quite a bit.  For example, the newest album by Arcade Fire addresses the concept of achieving the American Dream, but finding out that it's not all it's cracked up to be.  It's some good, catchy stuff.

The Suburbs by Arcade Fire

So what happens when you get your hopes up and make your plans to have the perfect life and you are suddenly trapped before you know it?  Many things drive people to do the things they do and I like to think about this sometimes.

I just finished reading Madame Bovary by Gustav Flaubert.  Wiki summarizes it thus, " The story focuses on a doctor's wife, Emma Bovary, who has adulterous affairs and lives beyond her means in order to escape the banalities and emptiness of provincial life."  That is it.  Sounds boring and not worth your time, right?  Think again. Wiki further goes on to say, "The novel was attacked for obscenity by public prosecutors when it was first serialized in La Revue de Paris between October 1, 1856 and December 15, 1856, resulting in a trial in January 1857 that made the story notorious. After the acquittal on February 7, 1857, it became a bestseller when it was published as a book in April 1857, and now stands virtually unchallenged not only as a seminal work of Realism, but as one of the most influential novels ever written.
A 2007 poll of contemporary authors, published in a book entitled The Top Ten, cited Madame Bovary as one of the two greatest novels ever written, second only to Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina."

Maybe this is overstatement, or maybe this just shows my ignorance.  Also, i'm not trying to convince you people to read it, but if it at all piques your interest, please do.  There is a depth there that gives pause for reflection and the language is beautiful.  Flaubert is a realist, but he also incorporates romantic ideals, which he usually satirizes.  I, myself, relate to this style and thought process so well for some reason.  Is there such a thing as being a romantic realist?  Ha Ha  Anyways, it's an enjoyable, relatively fast read, despite the length.  For me, it's alluded to everywhere so I've always been intrigued by it's widespread appeal and when I watched Little Children (2006), I was convinced I had to read it because of this dialogue during the book club scene.  The main character, Sarah (Kate Winslet), is having an affair herself, so gives an interesting perspective on the book especially in comparison to the judgmental, gossipy housewives.

Sarah Pierce: I think I understand your feelings about this book. I used to have some problems with it, myself. When I read it in grad school, Madam Bovary just seemed like a fool. She marries the wrong man; makes one foolish mistake after another; but when I read it this time, I just fell in love with her. She's trapped! She has a choice: she can either accept a life of misery or she can struggle against it. And she chooses to struggle. 
Mary Ann: Some struggle. Hop into bed with every guy who says hello. 
Sarah Pierce: She fails in the end, but there's something beautiful and even heroic in her rebellion. My professors would kill me for even thinking this, but in her own strange way, Emma Bovary is a feminist. 
Mary Ann: Oh, that's nice. So now cheating on your husband makes you a feminist? 
Sarah Pierce: No, no, it's not the cheating. It's the hunger. The hunger for an alternative, and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness. 
Mary Ann: Maybe I didn't understand the book! 

Stupid housewife.
The book goes beyond the act to the motivations behind them.  Very significant and interesting and one of the things that appealed to me about this book the most.

The movie was good, if you don't mind a lot of naked Kate Winslet, rough and passionate love-making, and some really disturbing images involving the neighborhood pedophile.  The imdb synopsis says, "The lives of two lovelorn spouses from separate marriages, a registered sex offender, and a disgraced ex-police officer intersect as they struggle to resist their vulnerabilities and temptations."  It has a lot of the same themes from Madame Bovary and is a good cerebral flick if you aren't offended easily.

Well there you go.  Have a nice day.