This is for all admirers of the notorious Weldin sisters. It's a compilation of stuff that's good for you and educational (carrots) and everything we just need to get out there (throw-up). Enjoy. Note: this is not in reference to Fat Bastard's farts.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Domestic Dispute

Character Description

*Shelly: White, 5'4, Medium build, Mousy brown wavy hair, old women stench
~Stay at home mom.
~Attire= over sized t-shirts and frumpy jeans or Adidas track pants. (Not really an upgrade from her winter attire, velour track suits in every possible shade.)
~Not to forget the crocks! (Sunshine yellow is her favorite)
~Drives a forest green mini van

Harry: Oriental, 5'7, Medium build w/ pooch, receding hair line, glasses, old man stench
~Professional pianist.
~Attire= Silk button-ups and khakis
~Drives a royal blue Toyota Camry

Logan: Mixed Male, 2'7, Skinny with massive head, long flowing black locks (wavy), old people Stench
~Deformed looking w/ enlarged forehead
~Signs of ADHD
~1 1/2 years old

NANNY (appears randomly)
Eusebia: Hispanic, 5'10, medium/large build, Dike cut dark hair, Friendly and normal appearing.
~Attire= 90's button down summer dress with white tennis shoes and white mid- calf socks.
(She is our favorite)

~Filled with junk (we think that explains the smell)


Because of the lack of fan in our bathroom we open the window facing Harry and Shelly's home. On Thursday I got out of the shower, opened the window and began to dry off. I then hear Shelly's tearful voice... Naturally, I wrap the towel around me and get back in the shower. I listen closer as her voice fades and then becomes louder as she passes the window while she walks back and forth. I quickly decide she is talking about her husband, Harry. She tells the person on the other line how he wants to move in with another women and if it doesn't work out he'll come back. Harry asks Sally nearly every night, "Don't you want me to be happy?" She rants about his selfishness and talks about the time she called the police on him.
I then began to feel very guilty so I shut the window and ran to tell Brandi the news.
Stay Posted for future developments.
*Names have been changed

I'd like to publicly apologize for my sisters.

Without my consent they named our blog, "Carrots and Throw-up." How appealing.

My apologies.
Love, the youngest, wisest, and bestest.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Word of the Day

In compiling my Top 200 Drug cards, I came across this word:

epistaxis: nosebleed

I will give you $10 if you use this word on a first date over dinner.

<3 / Brandi

Thursday, July 29, 2010


Everyone loves a good Doppelgänger, and since it's the popular thing to do, Brooke and I (Brandi) have decided to blog about it.  How much more fun is there to be had?  Note: the choices made have, in reality, all been observations from other people.

So, if you, yourself haven't already noticed, Ali looks like several different celebrities.  Observe:

Demi Lovato:

Zooey Deschanel:

and the recent star of Prince of Persia and Clash of the Titans:
Gemma Arterton

Uncanny, eh?  Well, we all see it.

Now on to pathetic me,

I most resemble Chris Farley:

Halloween pictures to prove it following shortly...

I also was told, even before I started dying my hair red, that I resemble Donna from That 70's Show.  HA!

Even funnier than that, is the comparisons Brooke has gotten.  Here they are:

Avril Lavigne

We don't really see it, but hey.  Whatevzzzzz

Jennifer Aniston

Even funnier.

Now here's for the greatest comparison of all.  Mom.

Mary Steenburgen (who appropriately enough has been playing "mother" roles for years)

and another "Friends" character, but Monica this time (aka Courtney Cox)

Most Memorable Songs of 2005

This song cheered me up every single time I heard it.  The music video is just the cherry on top to a perfectly executed pop hit.  I don't care what anyone says.  It's on my iPod.

Claudio Sanchez of Coheed and Cambria has got to be the sexiest musician alive.  (Except for Beirut's frontman, Zachary Francis Condon).  The mystical, magical video to 'The Suffering' made me believe that there were kindred spirits out there in the music world that knew me and my musical needs.  The music video will forever remain in my top all-time favorites. Enjoy and let your imagination run wild.

In my attempt at being pre-mission bad-ass, I became a fan of My Chemical Romance.  Although my obsession was short-lived, these two videos are well worth the effort.  The lead singer is adorable and the songs are catchy.

This has got to be the all-time favorite for 2005 because our love for it has not waned even one little bit.  If they don't perform this song in September, I will be very upset.  But what can one do?  Not too much.